a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and lips to pucker...
So I was explaining my gender-fluidity to my grandmother
- Me: So sometimes I'm a boy, but sometimes I'm a girl.
- Grandma: I have enough idiot granddaughters already
- Grandma: But I also have enough idiot grandsons, so having an idiot who isn't really either one is kind of refreshing.
- *then later*
- My mom: Alex, can you come pick up these LEGOs?
- Me: Yeah... *doesn't move at all*
- Grandma: Katie, go pick up the LEGOs
- Me: Yeah, alright *goes to pick up LEGOs*
- Grandma: See, you addressed the boy, but I addressed the girl. Boys are lazy, girls get crap done.
Hades puts up with so much shit during this movie, I sympathize with him more than Hercules.
Lupita Nyong’o poses at the Oscars Governors Ball at Hollywood & Highland Center in Hollywood, California - March 2, 2014
Can you imagine like that pizza guy probably woke up dreading his day going to work to deliver pizzas and then he eNDS UP DELIVERING PIZZAS TO THE OSCARS AND TALKS TO JULIA ROBERTS
THE PIZZA GUY FANDOM ARISES
why does the academy hate him
Of course Brad Pitt helped hand out plates and napkins. Dude’s got 47 kids.
Lupita Nyong’o at the 86th Annual Academy Awards